thats iti so tiredbye-bye. I can just see the whole community rising to thwart my attempts to spread love, joy and insane chaos. You know? This website uses cookies to improve your experience while you navigate through the website. It'll be covered in chicken feathers, and shaped like a chicken. School is taking its toll. As you may or may not know, small children swarm the ice cream trucks. I want SOME free time. (Absolutly nothing about that statement was sarcastic) As you can see, I love my families outings(Not unless you're blindor stupid) &#!#%&&!!! I was bored, and a dilligent reader suggested I make fake commercials, sotherer they are. Next semester will be almost exactly like this one. Number Two: I could helped the earth to find eternal and lasting peace. Python | Oh, guess what? Could the pop-up blocker people have chosen a better means to advertise their product? I've finnally figured out sorta, maybe, kinda, how to do stuff to make it more real. Or whatever. I'm back! Although I can't see why you care, because there is a large probability that you do not exist, because I don't think anyone is reading this anymore. Remember that rant I did on how there could be a secret camera in the smoke detector? Maybe. Once I got this computer, I decided to do something similar on my beloved site. Just like how many licks it takes to get to the bottom of a tootsie pop. Definitly. Typical. BRINGING $#$$# KIDS IN A BAR!? I got to go to a huge library, and see Terminator 3 at the local theater. Okay. Especially that duct tape. "a pokemon game. Which is why it's not even 10:00 and here I am, typing. Maybe I subconsiously DO know what I'm doing here, but refuse to admit it to myself. While you wait for yesterday's tomorrow, lunge back and remember that day. Would it be called DIS? That had nothing to do whatsoever with subliminal messagesit's just cool to say. But my idiotic body has an automatic alarm clock, or something. THe cake was good. WAIT JUST A POLYP PICKING MINUTE!! But this proof degrades this mysterious, mystical and mystifying "quality" of my words. Someone did something incredbly stupid, but because they were powerful, everone acted like it was a stroke of genius. Look verbatim up. You seethey feel that the only way to reward academic achievementyada-yada-yadais to force the smart kids to be ushers for Senior Honor Nite, and Graduation. That's right, a sword! Then you'll need an "extra" pairfor special occasions. The number of characters in the longest word is also shown. Unless he has already been destroyed by an even more radical Anti-Cartoon-Owl group. *sighs* Why does my life have to be so weird? It's time to warn you, the viewererreaderabout the evils of various stuff. CHECK OUT MY ARMPITS!!! Apparantly my standards of weird have gone up. Hmmmmintersting. 4. *enter Squirell* What's that, little Squirell? When I win 500np on a normal game, I move to the 500 point. One of my friends (who laughed at the armidillo story) named Tonileigh said "Jenny (that's me) is weirder than the average Psycho." I don't want a full year of work. | 13.41 KB, JSON | | 0.79 KB, JSON | Lots of people spoke. With a shake, the future is revealed! However, I am currently content to just sit here and type. That's funny!!!! And lots of you are probably gloating 'cause you don't have to get up 'till 8:30. With an infinite universe, there are infinite possibilites. Welltwo can play by THOSE rules. UnfortunantlyI must leavebefore the confusion spreads and I do something stupidlike revealing my one weakness before youTHAT'S IT! It will translate any thing, to anything else. and even if they could it wouldn't do them any good because it would scare them instead of the aformentioned individual. *content sigh* There we gothat's much better. HOLY WAX! It was inspired, in part, by my sheer and utter boredom. Our mind's cannot conceive of the vastness of infinity. Sodoesn't that make you want to take Kansas' side (I sincerly appologize if you are from Kansas). At least her's makes sensesort of. Well, I dont want to organize this page, in any manner. [1], As a result, one linguistics textbook concludes that, in theory, "there is no longest English sentence. Nowadays, postmodern fiction writers such as John Barth are still influenced by Faulkners run-on technique. Come on everyone, group hug. *sniffle* i do, too. Why, that would be insane, wouldn't it? It looks right. We're not sure. In conclusion, Ladies and Gentlemenif you implement my idea, there will be peace and prosperity for all. Now, Moose has seen many feathers, birds even. Naturally, I had many mixed feelings, primarily disgust, as I have not voluntarily eaten a Cheez-It in quite some time. Second of all, you would have to have the patience to read through all of this. But, believe me, it's MUCH more practical than the alternative. Do you care? Or maybe the Energizer Bunny. Okay, one day, in the future, smoke dectectors will probably activate litte fire-fighter bots that every home will have. Now, those have possibilities. I'm pretty sure you're not mebut you could be that other guy. And I only took the quiz once, too. Lots of gooey talent. Please find all options here. I fervently hope that you're not thinking the last twoespecially about Kodak. This is too frustrating. May your day be shiney! That's just silly. Parents would increase the purchase of entertainment items. I'M FINE! And really angry, and confused. That is a direct quote from GIR, co-star and comic-relief on INVADER ZIM. i felt sorry for my dad. The actually think that their skin's efforts to protect them are ATTRACTIVE. If you're following along, and not completly confused, you'll realize that it is better to be a pessimist than an optomist. But wait! I'm leavin', for now. Today, I was checking out some weird news. Using prior knowledge, I deduced that Mrs. X was full of crap. (on accident, vast number of times) Hee-Hee! The Official FLaming-Chickens Handbook already confirms that fact! I mean, I've been doing this much, much longer than the other person. If you can still think during all that incessent beeping, you'll probably find evidence that I'm really paranoid. My mother is a control freak, and she decided on the spur of the moment that we were going north to visit relatives. I also am psyco-analyzing myself a lot todayhmmmmI'm even saying "hmmmmm" a lot. I took a whole bunch of personality quizzes and posted them there. *sniffle* Why must this be? When you look at them they are identical to the evil little Cheez-Its. Okay. That's it, I'm gonna take drastic measures! So he probably didn't see the majority of my site. If you don't understand the concept of numbers less than zero, (negative numbers) just skip this part. i'm back. It's spiffy. Scratch number seven. . Did I resume asking retorical questions? I'm fairly certain she knows it's not alive, though. This is chaos. It was fairly fun. My mom and my stupid little 10-year old sister loves it, though. Thank-you for your time. If you're asleep, the fire will wake you. Now is the time to mourn the loss of one of my most loyal readers (I think she's read the entire thing one time, which is more than anyone else has done so far) She has been banned from accesing any portion of the Internet, do to reasons that must remain confidental due to security reasons. I sure am. There are now longer sentences in English writing. I know it was her idea, 'cause my dad hates it, too. How did you ever guess? BoyI really enjoy confusing myself! Here, topic, topic, topic! | 0.47 KB, Python | And not so pissed at my weird family. It's pathetic. They particularly liked how I said that she went back and ran over it 11 more times. It sets a perfect example for you young, impressionable minds. DROOOOOL OVER MY MAGICAL POWERS!! After all, I've been to the Really Really Big Button That Doesn't Do Anything website over 50 times. Emma Taggart is a Contributing Writer at My Modern Met. Such proofs often use computational proof methods and may be considered non-surveyable . and " You think Jenny's weird? Wellthey are. Ooooothats a great idea! It's been pretty quiet here lately, which is why I haven't added anything to this text in awhile. It would be a sin against humanity for a better site to exist. Which is what I'm about to do. It is the extraordinary sensory quality of his prose that enabled Faulkner to get away with writing the longest sentence in literature, at least according to the 1983 Guinness Book of World Records, a passage from Absalom, Absalom! BEWARE YOUR TOASTER OVEN! Oh, well. I just keep going, and going and going. To pour your heart and soul into a passage, and have everyone ignore it. *normal voice* Today I have a very important to discuss with you in this: PERFECTLY NORMAL PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCMENT. The current record holder for the longest english sentence is Jonathan Coe for his staggering 33-page, 13,955-word sentence in The Rotter's Club, 2001. 4 min ago "Mr. Owl, can you tell us how many licks does it take to get to the bottom of a tootsie pop?" And then the quality will rise. You don't know either? That teaches our youth that it's okay to agree to help someone, and then ruin their experiment. Me and Josh ate lots and lots of sugar, and it's late at nite and everything is funny but we can't laugh 'cause everybody is sleepin' so it's even funnier but ever since we drank the water we sobered up even though we weren't drunk but we ate sugarlots and lots of sugar. That's not fair! * (*Not a guarantee) (Next commercial)Have you ever wondered why food sometimes goes bad in your fridge, even if you've only had it a few years? I'm backand it's several hours later. Then I realized that the buldozer already HAD been invented. (Like alternate dimensions and stuff) So, there is a world where you are the creator of this Longest Text Ever. I just thought that I might like to mention that. According to someone you problem don't know, this is the second most pointless website ever! Doesn't that make you feel better? Pure means, well, no extra stuff. Wellnow that I think about itaccording to my theory, ALL conspiracies are real and mislabled "paranoid" people are really the only ones who see the truth. The whole thing. After graduating with a BA in Fashion and Textile Design in 2013, Emma decided to combine her love of art with her passion for writing. I've heard of poems and stuff written by people who were high, insane or paranoid. I'm an evil villain, kitty and a freakazoid so far. Some people disagree, the director of the Kansas Geological Survey said "I think this is part of a vast breakfast food conspiracy to denigrate Kansas. *smiles brightly* And apparantly delusional! 51 min ago I probably won't later. It was bad enough that I was forced to "volunteer" my precious time (i could have worked on this site)noI was forced to wear formal attire. It's okay. Either way, I'm continuing to sort of entertain myself. Unless, of course, the government was smart enough to have cameras without the blinkie light. I ended up writing things during the time of night when EVERYTHING is hilarious, including the word sheep. What, is there a giant sign saying, "DEAD END"? Sonow I am down to one and a half readers. there were lots of fireworks. Although I acted like an idiot. "lower the quality"? Shoot them down like the dogs they are! and Jones: Sho, Kernel; sho now and catching him as he fell and commandeering the first passing wagon to take him to the house and carry him up the front steps and through the paintless formal door beneath its fanlight imported pane by pane from Europe which Judith held open for him to enter with no change, no alteration in that calm frozen face which she had worn for four years now, and on up the stairs and into the bedroom and put him to bed like a baby and then lie down himself on the floor beside the bed though not to sleep since before dawn the man on the bed would stir and groan and Jones would say, flyer I am, Kernel. But for now I can only dream of that. I pity them, I really do. I've been a paranoid, conspiracy seeking mood lately and the newest threat to my sanity is: smoke detectors! or possibly "Who or What is Kodak". Especially since no one but me would ask the question. While. paste . I must defeat the sister site of the Longest Text Ever! The World's Largest Maths Problem Has Been Solved, And It. I'd probley come here, but that isn't much of a surprise. They just like how I know lots of pointless laws and random facts. I must really be desperate for something to do. The world's longest non-life sentence, according to the "Guinness Book of Records", was imposed on Thai pyramid scheme fraudster Chamoy Thipyaso, who was jailed for 141,078 years in 1989. I know. Woooo! I don't suppose you fell for that little thing about the refresh button. You haven't been paying attention have you? I have no problem with Lit. May your day be shiney! Otherwise, I guess you're stuck with me. Happy? WAIDAMINIT!! So. I thought you were gonna stay here and keep me company?! Is this writer's block?! Every single person you know could just be figments of your imagination, you could even be in a crazy house! I suppose I could let someone else have the glory. I could be playing neopets, but ever since my bad experience with Treasure Planet, I don't feel like it. Remember to send your answers to my sanity quiz to the e-mail account, flamingchickens333@hotmail.com Oh, and once I refer to myself in the first person again, the handbook quote is over. Don't worry, I'll go to bed soon. But I couldn't have sung it 'cause it would have woken everyone up and they would have called me inconsiderate. Or not. Even more incredible, this time it's someone I don't even know! 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That made him happy. Today, in my (Honors) English class, we did group work. No one I know is that obsessed with earrings, it was just an example. And so I'm in deep doo-doo. "Traditionally, the longest sentence in English Literature has been said to be a sentence in Ullyses by James Joyce, which clocks in at 4,391 words. Now I have decided to go for a world record. Once upon a time there lived a chief who liked to listen to stories. The World's Longest Sentence (5237 words) by Mark Virtue (1980, aged 15) Once upon a while back there was an ambitious contortionist who made up his mind he would try to conquer the twenty-seventh highest dead volcano on Neptune, with his tongue secretly hiding behind his overweight postman's Swedish Hi-Fi set and the shoelaces of his Persian . You don't know who Squirell is? When someone of her generation runs for president, I'm gonna do a complete background check. But I must. Now I must take my leaveand remember. I added to the lenghth of the LTE without even thinking! I was inspired by the various other "longest texts ever" on the internet, and I wanted to make my own. 5000 hits! Oh, who am I kidding. The PSOA have been whole-heartedly working for you, and what have you done for them? Next to the Really Big Button, of course. 12083 is a mid length novelette. OkayI admit it. I mean, don't you think the creators of Cheese-Nips had a box of Cheez-Its out when they were designing their product? That just sounds nifty! Now I want you to go to http://quiz.ravenblack.net/blood.pl?biter=eon" If you do this I'll get points in the game. I am here to bring AWARNESS to your moosey soul! Though the record has been broken, Faulkner's legacy lives on. I'm back. I am simply explaining why I, personally, refuse to swim, go to the beach, sunbathe, leave the house, etc. RANDOM PERSON: Uh-huh, that's nice. I mean, I don't think I could afford a monkey, and I'm not exactly on the streets. In Math, one teeny, tiny little mistake will make you get the entire thing wrong. You want me to stay. 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